9. Die Hard (1988)
Every Christmas, the first film that I take the time to watch to put myself in the classiest of Christmas moods is Die Hard. I donâ€™t care what any of you have to say about it. It is a Christmas movie, damn it! With the Christmas rap song at the beginning, a classical rendition of Ode to Joy serenading John McClaneâ€™s ridiculous chaos, and the ingenious, â€œHo, Ho, Ho, now I have a machine gunâ€ moment, its Christmas-ness undeniable. The fact of the matter is: Die Hard is an excellent way compliment a cup of eggnog and decorating the tree. And more than just being a Christmas movie, I think it is a fantastic film as well.
Letâ€™s put it in historical context. This is only a few years after the final outing for Clint Eastwoodâ€™s legendary hero, Harry Callahan. It is also only a few years removed from Sean Conneryâ€™s return to Bond with Never Say Never Again. While both of those films can be satisfying views, they both look dated, whereas the cheesy intensity of Die Hard remains both fresh and intense even today. Die Hard upped the ante of violence, extremities and intensity. And it did so with style, personality, and a self-aware, tongue-in-cheek sense of humor. It is wildly entertaining and can put anyone in the holiday spirit.
The film is about a hard east-coast cop who comes out west to visit his family for Christmas. Just as he arrives at his wifeâ€™s upscale workplace, the place is held hostage by Hans Gruber. Gruber is played by Alan Rickman and he is kind of the gold standard for action movie villains. He is funny, sadistic, dangerous, outrageous, and very, very classy. McClane manages to evade the hostage situation and engages in a deadly game of cat and mouse with them from a distance. Die Hard managed to up the ante of violence and intensity while utilizing only one location and telling a story that lasts about eight hours in real time.
Director John Mctiernan stages each scene with great confidence; everything that happens in the film is done with great deliberation, most notably the filmâ€™s first assassination. The film is almost cocky in how far it goes for the sake of being badass. But thatâ€™s really the point of the film. It takes the material as far as it can go and tries to milk the audience for as much popcorn as it possibly can.
The film has a true Christmas spirit embedded in it (sort of). This surfaces a few times as a method of making our good guy inherently good. McClane talks on a radio with a cop down below who also happens to be the only cop that believes he is not a terrorist. This cop is a clichÃ© good-guy that canâ€™t shoot a gun (very much like John C. Reilly in Magnolia). In the end he must overcome this fault to save McClane and his wife, who are temporarily separated. None of this can be taken seriously enough to have any emotional depth what-so-ever, but it does help to humanize the tone of the film.
Die Hard is great for its ridiculousness. For Godâ€™s sake, the cops use a tank to try to get into the hotel. And McClane bombing the hotel serves almost no valid purpose and is completely absurd. But itâ€™s pretty cool. Also, the music is complimented by the deep blue hues that are accentuated by the very modern (and probably extensive steadicam) cinematography.
Die Hard is a certifiable classic. I think it holds up as a landmark action film that forever changed the genre. The smooth intensity is essentially the format for all following action films. Die Hard was something of a revelation and a step further into the realm of mindless action. The mindlessness was dealt with in a humorous manner with Die Hard. For that, among other reasons, Die Hard finds itself superior to all knock-offs and follow-ups. The original is the only one that I watch or enjoy in any capacity. The film didnâ€™t need follow-ups. It did everything it needed to do to the best of its ability. And it threw in Christmas as well!